Malia Obama’s marriage proposal worth $90,000 in livestock

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It seems like love at first is a real thing still. A lawyer in Africa is planning on sending President Obama an offer for his daughter Malia’s hand in marriage.

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Felix Kiprono, from Narois, Kenya, sent an offer in the form of 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.

“I got interested in her in 2008,” he said. “As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price.”

According to livestock pricing, Kiprono’s offer could be worth in excess of $90,000. This is some serious fairytale stuff, literally. It would be kind of sweet in a strange, weird way IF you forgot that Malia is a minor still and was only 10 when he first decided he wanted to marry her. Which is gross.


For another thing, she’d have to develop a taste for village life, which, after living in the White House the past 7 years, wouldn’t be easy.
“Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a starchy dish) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman,” Kiprono said.

September 11th, 2017 by